Cheech & Chong's The Corsican Brothers

Cheech & Chong's The Corsican Brothers (1984) is the sixth feature-length film starring the comedy duo Cheech and Chong. They star as the two brothers in a parody of various film adaptations of the classic Alexandre Dumas novel, The Corsican Brothers. Directed by Tommy Chong. Written by Tommy Chong and Cheech Marin, based on The Corsican Brothers by Alexandre Dumas. They saw Paris. They saw France. They saw the Queen in her underpants.taglines Louis Corsican I'm so hungry I could eat a bowl of lard with a hair in it! Tickle your buns with a feather! Aheeee! You ever had a taco? I guess they don't have tacos in France. I remember one time this restaurant I used to work... err... I mean, own. They had a contest to see who could eat the most. I ate 143, and I was still hungry, but they had to close the restaurant. Fuckaire, the only thing I want to say is: you've kept me in a dungeon, and you've beaten me, and you've tortured me, and you even kissed me. And, I want these people to know that the only thing you've really done is make me really, really hungry. The Evil Fuckaire Don't be a stupid Fuckaire. Believe me, if you weren't a woman, I'd kiss you for that. Dialogue Louis Corsican: The Evil Fuckaire - he's trisexual! Lucian Corsican: Trisexual? Louis Corsican: Yeah, he'll try anything: men, women, goats, chickens, dogs, mud... anything! Louis Corsican: I'm your brother, Louis. Lucian Corsican: Liar, my brother wasn't Mexican. Taglines They saw Paris. They saw France. They saw the Queen in her underpants. Travelling through Europe was never this much fun! Cast Cheech Marin - Louis Corsican Tommy Chong - Lucian Corsican Roy Dotrice - The Evil Fuckaire/Ye Old Jailer Shelby Chong - Princess I Rikki Marin - Princess II Edie McClurg - The Queen Robbi Chong - Princess III Rae Dawn Chong - The Gypsy Kay Dotrice - The Midwife Jennie C. Kos - The Pregnant Mother Martin Pepper - Martin Yvan Chiffre - Tax Collector #1 Dan Schwarz - Tax Collector #2 Jean-Claude Dreyfus - Marquis Du Hickey Serge Fedoroff - Nostrodamus External links 0087042 Category:1984 American films Category:Cheech & Chong series Category:American comedy films Category:Stoner films Category:Films about twin brothers Category:Films based on French novels