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Electronics/Humor

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Sample joke: (rough draft) Q: How do you tell the difference between elementary particles? A: Protons are positivists, electrons are negativists, and neutrons have no opinion. Two atoms are walking down the street. The first atom says to the second atom "I think I lost an electron!" The second says "Are you sure?" To which the first states "I'm positive!"